Auditions

 PINEVILLE PLAYERS


AUDITIONS for the comedy “FAIRY TALE MISFITS” By: Jeff Fluharty

Where do rejected Fairy tale characters go? Find out in the hilarious and clever new play.


AUDITION LOCATION: 

The Hut: 413 Johnston Drive, Pineville, NC 28134

                                     

AUDITION DATES: 

Sunday, March 17 from 5:30-8 pm. 

Tuesday, March 19 from 6:45-9 pm.

Cast Reading on Sunday, March 24 from 6:45-9 


PERFORMANCE DATES:

July 12, 13, 14, 19, 20, 21, 2019


Rehearsals begin Sunday, April 28.

Rehearsals will be on: 

Sundays, 5:30-8:30

Mondays, 6:45-9

3rd & 4th Tuesday of the month 6:30-9:00

Wednesday nights from 6:30-9:00

Thursday nights 6:45-9 

     **Not all characters will need to be at every rehearsal. After blocking rehearsal, the actor MUST be “Off-Book” (lines are memorized.) ALL characters will be needed when we begin run-throughs.


ALL AGES ARE WELCOME TO AUDITION


Director: Eva Montes 704-968-1515   actingwitheva@gmail.com

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CAST OF CHARACTERS

 

FAIRY TALE MISFITS

CAST OF CHARACTERS


MS. ROSEWOOD……………………… our narrator; younger self; reluctant heroine trying to find her way back home.

GROUNDHOG………………………….. quick-witted, but sciophobic (that’s someone who’s find of shadows)

MAC………………………………………… little-known eighth-and world’s largest-dwarf

JACQUELINE……………………………. Jack’s sister; greatest giant slayer of all, at least according to her

FORK IN THE ROAD…………………. offers options; has fine points

QUEEN WHITE-OUT…………………. master villain with an evil plan; keen on obliteration

LARRY……………………………………… thought he was just going to see a play

PINK PEARL……………………………… evil minion who erases characters forever (an eraser)

BIG MISTAKE…………………………..  another evil minion; specializes in eliminating especially large items (an eraser)

SLEEPLESS BEAUTY………………….. uber-energetic; ready to help no matter the time of day or night

FAIRY GODFATHER………………….. food service and occasional rhyming are his things

INDECISIVE GOLDILOCKS………….nothing seems just right

PRINCE APPALLING………………….anything but charming

LITTLE RED ROBIN HOOD…………steals pastries to five to poor grannies.

LITTLE INVERTED MERMAID…….top-half fish, bottom-half human

ORIGAMI PORK………………………..wise and mysterious; loves slop (a pig)

VEGETARIAN WITCH………………..she’ll make you eat your veggies

CAPTAIN CHINOOK………………….a pirate with a salmon hand

BIG BAD PLATYPUS…………………..oversized, but hardly dreaded

WONDERFUL STEPMOTHER…….compassionate and caring; makes a mean pizza

SOPHISTICATED TROLL…………….guards his bridge with style, ego and snobbery

PRINCE RAPONIO……………………stuck in a castle where no one can appreciate his epic beard

BABY BEAR………………………………excited to be on vacation with his parents

MAMA BEAR……………………………Baby’s mom

PAPA BEAR………………………………Baby’s dad

KEEPER’S ASSISTANT……………….Storyteller Land’s zany caretaker

ASSISTANT’S HELPER………………..quiet, but helpful

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